"As a SCORE girl, I need to make sure that my measurements are exact so those of you at home who are big fans of my huge tits and pert, round ass, can know exactly how much of me is a handful and how much of me is a mouthful. So pay attention boys, because my tit is exactly 23 inches around. That means you will need your mouth AND your hands to handle me. I know because I took careful measurements just for you. And of course, this requires that I get nice and greased up and naked. Isn't that how everyone does it?"